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Not Him 2028 Rules are Rules Unisex Tee - BLACK/WHITE / XS is backordered and will ship as soon as it is back in stock.
Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz
Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
| Size | Chest to Fit (Around Body) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31"–34" |
| S | 34"–37" |
| M | 38"–41" |
| L | 42"–45" |
| XL | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 54"–57" |
| 4XL | 58"–61" |
| 5XL | 62"–65" |
V-Neck T-Shirt
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
| 3XL | 54”–57” |
Tank Top Shirt
Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly | 40 single | 3.6 oz.
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester
| Size | Chest (inches) | Body Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/2 | 27 |
| S | 19 | 28 |
| M | 20 1/2 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Unisex Hoodie
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
T-SHIRTS:
- Unisex sizing
- Runs true to size
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
- Side-seamed
- NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
- Free shipping (rates apply to the US only
SWEATSHIRTS:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
- Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)
HOODIES:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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Unisex T-Shirts Size Guide

Colors: Black, Red, White, Turquoise, Purple, Banana Cream, Orange, Royal Blue, Kelly Green, Military Green, Light Pink
Material: 100% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton | 4.3 oz
Color: Heather Gray
Materia: 90% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton, 10% Polyester | 4.3 oz
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Neon
Material: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester | 4.3 oz | 32 singles
| Size | Chest Width (Flat) | Body Length |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17.5" | 27" |
| S | 19" | 28" |
| M | 20.5" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL* | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL* | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL* | 34" | 36" |
*Only select colors available in 4XL–6XL
Colors: Pink, Purple
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
| Size | Chest to Fit (Around Body) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31"–34" |
| S | 34"–37" |
| M | 38"–41" |
| L | 42"–45" |
| XL | 46"–49" |
| 2XL | 50"–53" |
| 3XL | 54"–57" |
| 4XL | 58"–61" |
| 5XL | 62"–65" |
V-Neck T-Shirt
Material: 100% Airlume Combed & Ring-Spun Cotton / 1% polyester
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
| 3XL | 54”–57” |
Tank Top Shirt
Black : 90% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% poly | 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Heather Colors: 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester| 4.2 oz | 32 singles
Neon : 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly | 40 single | 3.6 oz.
| Size | Chest to Fit (inches) |
|---|---|
| XS | 31”–34” |
| S | 34”–37” |
| M | 38”–41” |
| L | 42”–45” |
| XL | 46”–49” |
| 2XL | 50”–53” |
Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Fabric: 60% Combed Ring-Spun Cotton / 40% Polyester
| Size | Chest (inches) | Body Length (inches) |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 17 1/2 | 27 |
| S | 19 | 28 |
| M | 20 1/2 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
Unisex Hoodie
Fabric: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) | Sleeve Center Back (in) |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 20 | 27 | 33.5 |
| M | 22 | 28 | 34.5 |
| L | 24 | 29 | 35.5 |
| XL | 26 | 30 | 36.5 |
| 2XL | 28 | 31 | 37.5 |
| 3XL | 30 | 32 | 38.5 |
| 4XL | 32 | 33 | 39.5 |
| 5XL | 34 | 34 | 40.5 |
T-SHIRTS:
- Unisex sizing
- Runs true to size
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- 4.3-ounce jersey knit fabric
- Side-seamed
- NEXT LEVEL APPAREL COTTON CREW - 3600
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
- Free shipping (rates apply to the US only
SWEATSHIRTS:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18000
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
- Free shipping (rates apply to the US only)
HOODIES:
- 50% cotton, 50% polyester
- Double-lined hood
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
- 1x1 athletic rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
- Front pouch pocket
- Unisex Heavy Blend Hoodie | Gildan 18500
- We print each item on demand. Please review the FAQs for our current production times. Once your order has been printed, it will be shipped with online tracking and text/email notifications.
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What does petty mean here?
Around here, petty means truth-telling with a little humor. Not cruelty. Not chaos. Just clarity, wit, and saying what needs to be said.
How long will my order take?
How long will my order take?
Most orders are delivered within 10-14 business days. Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking. Shipping usually takes another 5-7 business days for U.S. orders.
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Where are you located?
We’re based in Phoenix, Arizona.
Are you Black-owned?
Are you Black-owned?
Yes. God Ain’t Petty, But I Am® is a Black-owned, woman-owned business.
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What payment methods do you accept?
We accept major credit and debit cards, PayPal, Venmo, Google Pay, Shop Pay, and Afterpay. If checkout defaults to Shop Pay, scroll down and choose “Checkout as Guest” to see more payment options.
Do you offer rush delivery?
Do you offer rush delivery?
Rush delivery options may be available at checkout. The delivery estimate does not include the time needed to make and process your order before it ships.
What size should I order?
What size should I order?
Our apparel uses unisex sizing. Check the size chart before ordering, especially if you prefer a more fitted or relaxed look.
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
What if I receive a defective or incorrect item?
Email help@godaintpetty.com within 30 calendar days of delivery with your order number, a photo, and a quick description of the issue. If we made the mistake, we’ll make it right.























