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MADE FOR YOU
THE PERFECT PETTY TEE
Designed for the seriously petty - our t-shirts are instant conversation starters. Perfect for every occasion, they are made to showcase your style.
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FOR THE
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No matter where the day leads, you'll be ready! Our hoodies are your new go-to for just about anything - gym, errands, or just chilling.
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start your day
with a splash of petty
How great will it be to sip some coffee from your mug just before you spill the tea?!
MOST-COMMONLY ASKED FAQS
We are based in Phoenix, Arizona.
New orders are usually delivered within 10-14 business days. This does not include weekends or holidays. You will receive your tracking number at that time. Once shipped, orders are usually received within 5-7 business days for US destinations. International orders usually take a few weeks to arrive. We currently use USPS or UPS for shipping.
Rush delivery options are available at checkout. The time shown does not include our processing time before shipping the order.
ALL SALES ARE FINAL.
However, in the event of the following, refunds are issued to the original form of payment used on an order.
- The order is canceled by God Ain’t Petty, but I Am
- One or more of your items sold out since your order was placed
- The item(s) proved to be received damaged, defective, or incorrect, and we were contacted within 30 calendar days from the date of delivery. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com with your order number, a description of your issue, and a picture of the item.
Depending on your financial institution, the refund amount may take up to 15 business days to post to your account.
If you used a gift card to purchase your item(s), your funds will be issued back to your gift card immediately.
We create all items on demand. For this reason, canceling may not always be an option. We will evaluate cancellations on a case-by-case basis.
If your order is in active processing or has already shipped, we will not be able to cancel your order. We will accept returns for accidental orders as long as the item(s) is in its original, unopened package. If the original packaging has been opened, the return will not be accepted. Please email orders@godaintpetty.com for assistance
Our apparel is unisex sizing. Please see the size chart for more details.
The complete and updated FAQs can be found here: https://www.godaintpetty.com/pages/faqs